Have I ever told you that I had a fiancé in high school?
Yeah, he did this thing where he acted like I never actually spoke to him... it was cute.
Okay, lies aside, if you know me it's pretty obvious that I liked this dude and never spoke words to him. Well on day, sophomore year, in last period, I got 20 seconds of insane courage and decided I was going to speak words to him. I was going to speak freaking good words to him. Just to warn you now, 20 seconds were up quick, and unfortunately they left me right as I opened my mouth to speak.
Below is a play by play of how our conversation went:
(EXTREMELY over puzzled face, a few octaves higher then normal, a few beats louder too)
Me: "Hey, h-how tall are you?"
Him: "5' 11', Why?"
Me: "No, no reason, that's cool, thanks."
(Turns and leaves the room.)
It was beautiful, almost poetic how bad I crashed and burned. This infatuation didn't end, even after high school. Though it lessened into more of a healthy obsession. It lead to a rather embracing moment with SUU's very own Trent, but that is a story for another time.
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